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Say Ho Ho Ho, Ho Ho Ho Say Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! Aren’t those sleigh bells charming? Merry Christmas, Kwanza! Don’t you just love this time of the year? Gettin egg-nog on your buttoneer? Gettin all freaky on yo momma's rear Blowin thru town on a 20-inch reindeer I say Ho Ho Ho, I got plenty of those and all they need for breakfast is a gingerbread dose a little dose of red, of green and white We makin sweet candy canes all through the night shh, baby its just me santa claus Cheerios for breakfast, Charlie for lunch Take Mrs.Claus to supper, bring the elves to brunch I got peas in the pantry, Van Gogh in the hall Santa claus has got room for them all Say ho ho ho, ho, ho, ho Say Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! say ho ho ho, ho ho ho Say Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! Come dasher and dancer and comet and vixen Dunder and cupid and prancer and blitzen Come rudolf with your nose so bright We gonna burn this down tonight We got a big ole list and we been checking it twice We know all the little fools who been naughty or nice We fly around the town in joyous way We gonna check you off, before the end of the day Hey its me, santa claus… I brought you a present ho ho ho. Hold on a second its coming right down your chimney You see when I get to playin this on da fife It makes frosty the snowman come to life and all the free minds who be locked up tight Get the sugar plum fairies in they heads tonight You never seen an elf rock a mic right? my elven workshop is out of sight Santa’s little helpers work night and day gettin all the beats out of santa’s sleigh Say ho ho ho, ho, ho, ho Say Merry Christmas, Happy Dick in your ear! say ho ho ho, ho ho ho Say Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!